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June 2013

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And then there’s Sansa. Sansa Stark who named her deadly, killer direwolf Lady. And she trained her to be gentle, and quiet, and sweet and loving. And then what happens? The Baratheons have her killed. So now Sansa is so alone, having lost her family, her home and her Lady. But she is the exact opposite of what her father said would happen to wolves who end up alone. Ned Stark said that the only way they could survive was to stick together, and that was never an option. Robb had their mother. Rickon and Bran had Winterfell and then each other. Jon is on the wall, with his brothers, and then across it with Ygritte, then back to the wall. Arya had Gendry, and is still linked to Nymeria. But Sansa has absolutely no one who is her family. So she takes the strength and poise of a lady, and turns it into something as deadly and defensive as a direwolf’s fangs and claws. She knows that she is alone, and that no one is coming for her, so she adapts. She plays the game, she keeps her mouth shut, she stays alive.

Because the best way to hide a wolf, to keep people feeling safe, is to make them think it’s just a well trained dog.

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—echrai (via eeshtar)
Jun 16, 201321,849 notes
#Help I've fallen and can't get up #Goddammit GOT
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#Me.
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Jun 15, 2013124,993 notes

grantaiiire:

i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me

like
ah yes. i have pleased you

Jun 15, 2013104,418 notes
So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
  • Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
  • Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Yes.
  • RDJ: Gimmee.
Jun 14, 201397,858 notes

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

Jun 14, 2013322,045 notes
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somestoriestocome:

codexana:

lucifersblog:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fullmetalfisting:

what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt 

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You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.

#damn someone had their sassy flakes today #calm down sass master satan

Sass Master Satan.

Jun 14, 2013104,805 notes
#It's like god and GLADoS had a baby #and that baby was satan
I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

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#DEAR LORD #he's so fluffy
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#Holy shit ARE WE GOING TO HAVE FTL DRIVES?
Jun 13, 201319,239 notes
#I am the night

orshakespearean-spunk:

do you ever just want to grab that one actor, shove her/him down on a bed, and, straddling him/her, lean down and whisper, very respectfully, “tell me about your characterization process, you’re just so ridiculously talented - like, are you more of a method person or do you prefer just really intense script work, because i am right there with you, honestly.”

Jun 13, 201317,778 notes
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