July 2012
So, let me get this straight.
People hate Sally Donovan because she calls Sherlock a “freak”.
But Moriarty, who kidnapped and strapped a bomb to John, who set up Sherlock to look like a fraud, who forced Sherlock to jump off a fucking building, is a beloved character.
Okay then.
Welcome to the fandom.
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey, Jr, but
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
everyone is doing something amazing with their lives and im just sitting here like
When my friends are talking about movies
- What I say: Oh yeah, that guy was in it, he was in some other movies, his name is like...Robert?
- What is in my head: Actors full name, age, spouse, birthday, the movies release date, director, full cast, and box office sales.
The Future
- 2013: Iron Man 3 comes out
- 2013: Robert Downy Jr. legally has his named changed to Tony Stark
- 2014: The now Tony Stark unveils his new company Stark Industries, dedicated to researching the technology needed to created things from the Marvel universe.
- 2016: The first Arc Reactor construction begins, a major breakthrough in solving the energy crisis.
- 2017: Stark Industries is the leading producing of arms and energy sources.
- 2020: Tony unveils the very first combat ready Iron Man suit.
- 2020: Tony Stark hires Samuel L. Jackson to be his representative to the United Nation
- 2020: The U.N. approves Tony as the first internationally recognized privately owned peacekeeper.
- 2021: The U.S. Government creates a organization dedicated to supporting Tony's military actions, at Tony's request Samuel L. Jackson is appointed head of S.H.I.E.L.D. under the codename Nick Fury
- 2023: Stark Industries begins researching into genetic maniuplation.
- 2024: Stark Industries produces a Telsla coil/Hammer hybrid
- 2024: Chris Hemsworth receives a invitation to join SHEILD, he accepts.
- 2026: Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, and Scarlett Johansson all volunteer for genetic alteration and increased lifespan.
- 2026: Agent "Nick Fury" announces to the world the completion of the Avengers
- 2027: 2nd in command of SHIELD: Clark Gregg legally changes his name to Phil Coulson and runs for president
- 2028: The world enjoys uninterrupted peace.
goddamnit did thor leave mjölnir on my shoes again
shit
i need to go outside
maybe if i
nope
how about
not working
well
fuck you mjölnir
didn’t need shoes anyway
Forbes confirms it: Tony Stark is richer than Bruce Wayne.
DISHONOR. DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW.
